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生日快乐，我的少爷。
希望你一切顺利，大展宏图。

这是我的本命年，这一年叫做庚寅年。

今天突然发现一个很喜欢的作者重新出山了~
于是我跌入的坑数又增加了。。。

翻了个15页的合同
我要shi了
翻完才意识到我是廉价劳动力T T
下次我要涨价！

忽然觉得很好玩
于是。。。

(x) Smoked A Cigarette 抽烟（一口）
( ) Smoked A Cigar 抽雪茄
( ) Given a ring to a BF/GF 送男/女朋友戒指
( ) Made a sex video 拍摄性爱视频
( ) Had a threesome 玩3P
( ) Ran from the cops 被警察追
( ) Been chased by the cops while driving 开车的时候被交警追
( ) Had a turkey in bowling (3 strikes in a row) 打保龄球的时候全中连续3次
(x) Ridden a horse 骑马 
( ) Ridden a motorcycle 骑摩托车（一般指大型的）
( ) Seen a tornado 见过龙卷风
( ) Shot a real gun 开过真枪
( )Not showered for more than 1 week 超过一星期不洗澡
( ) Bungee jumped 蹦极
( ) Jumped from a plane 从飞机上跳下来（指跳伞的那种）
( ) Gone surfing 冲浪
( ) Smoked weed 抽大麻
( ) Done chemical drugs 吸毒
( ) Had a real relationship with someone you met online 和网上认识的人发展一段真正的恋情
( ) Played a video game for more than 8 hours straight 连续玩游戏机超过8小时
(x) Gone to summer camp 夏季露营
( ) Gotten a speeding ticket 拿到超速驾驶的罚单
(x) Failed a class/course 挂科 
( ) Shaved your head 剃光头
(x) Been in a wedding party 参加婚礼
( ) Been to a nude beach 去裸体海滩
( ) Bought on Ebay 在易贝（淘宝）上买东西
( ) Sold on eBay 在易贝(淘宝)上卖东西
( ) Gotten Straight A's 所有科目全得A 
( ) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex 亲吻过一个和自己同性别的人（米有米有那次不算。。。><）
(x) Are / Been In Love 爱过或曾经爱过
(x) Been Dumped 被甩
(x) Shoplifted 在商店扒窃(小時候試過)
( ) Been Fired 被炒鱿鱼
( ) Been In A Fist Fight 参与一场拳斗
(x) Had Feelings For Someone Who Didn't Have Them Back 喜欢一个对自己没意思的人
(  ) Been Arrested 被捕
( ) Made Out With A Stranger 和陌生人发生关系
(x) Gone Out On A Blind Date 相亲
(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person 喜欢一个比自己年纪大的人
(x) Skipped School 逃课
(  ) Fooled Around With A Co-worker 与同事搞不正当的性关系
(  ) Seen Someone Die 亲眼看见某人死去
(  ) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your Kaixin（开心网）Friends 喜欢一个 Kaixin（开心网）上的朋友
( ) Been To Paris 去过巴黎
( ) Been To Spain 去过西班牙
(x) Been on a Plane 坐过飞机
( ) Thrown Up From Drinking 喝酒喝到吐
(x) Eaten Sushi 吃过寿司
( ) Been Snowboarding 滑雪板
( ) Met Someone BECAUSE Of  Kaixin（开心网） 因为 Kaixin（开心网）而和某人见面
( ) Been Mosh Pitting 斗舞（就是跳街舞的那些人经常会做的那种斗舞）
( ) Been In A Mentally Or Physically Abusive Relationship 处于一段在精神或肉体上被虐待的感情
(x) Liked Someone Who You Can't Have 喜欢一个不该喜欢的人
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By 躺在地上看天空云彩形状的变化
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game 玩游戏时作弊
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School 在工作/上学时睡着了
( ) Used A Fake / Someone Else's ID 用假的/其他人的身份证（或驾照,学生证等任何身份证明)
( ) Felt An Earthquake 感觉到地震
( ) Killed A Snake 杀死一条蛇
( ) Been Robbed / Vandalized 被抢劫
(x) Won A Contest 在一次竞赛中获胜 
( ) Been Suspended From School 被学校停学
( ) Had Detention 被拘留/禁闭/课后留校
( ) Been in a car/motorcycle accident 经历过车祸（汽车或摩托车）
(x) Had/ Have Braces 穿过背带裤
(x) Kept a secret 隐藏一个秘密
( ) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night 一晚上吃完整整一品脱（约568毫升）的冰淇淋 
( ) Hated The Way You Look 很讨厌自己的样貌
(x) Witnessed A Crime 目睹一场犯罪行为 
(x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud 光脚在泥巴里走
(x) Been Lost 迷路
( ) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World 去过世界的另一边
( ) Swam In The Ocean 在海洋里游泳
( ) Felt Like You Were Dying 觉得你要死了
( ) Cried Yourself To Sleep 哭着哭睡着了（小时候哦）
( ) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers 最近用蜡笔/彩色铅笔/彩笔画过画
(x) Sang Karaoke 唱卡拉OK
( ) Gotten a tattoo 弄个刺青 
( ) Been skinny-dipping 裸泳
( ) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins 在餐厅吃完饭付钱的时候用的全是硬币
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't 做一些你告诉自己不要去做的事情
(x) Made Prank Phone Calls 打恶作剧电话
(x) Cried in a movie 看电影的时候哭
(x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose 大笑到“某种饮料”从你的鼻子里流出来（春哥说是笑呛了的意思，我相信春哥~~）
( ) Kissed In The Rain 在雨中接吻
( ) Written A Letter To Santa Claus 给圣诞老人写信
( ) Made A Bonfire On The Beach 在海滩点篝火
( ) Crashed A Party 去一个你未接到邀请的舞会
( ) Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People 在一个挤满了人的车上旅行5天以上
( ) Gone Rollerskating / Blading 四轮/直排轮滑
( ) Jumped Off A Bridge 从桥上跳下来
( ) Swam With Dolphins 和海豚一起游泳（如果点我名的人可以算海豚的话）
( ) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/ Freezer/ Ice Cube 舌头粘/冻在一根柱子/冰箱/冰柱上
( ) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes 穿异性的服装
( ) Sat On A Roof Top 坐在屋顶上
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs 撕心裂肺地尖叫
( ) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel 单手侧手翻
(x) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours 褒电话粥超过6小时
(x) Stayed Up All Night 通宵不睡
(x) Met someone famous 见过某个名人
(x) Did something you regretted 做过一些让你觉得后悔的事情
( ) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree 吃刚从树上摘下的苹果
(x) Believe(d) In Ghosts 相信鬼神之说
( ) Have had More Than 30 Pairs Of Shoes At One Time 在同一时间拥有30双以上的鞋
( ) Gone Streaking 裸奔
( ) Been to Jail 进过监狱
(x) Played Chicken 和别人比试胆量
( ) Been Pushed Into A Pool With All Your Clothes On 穿着衣服被人推进游泳池
( ) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger 一个完全不认识的人对你说你很性感
( ) Broken A Bone 骨折
( ) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later 在河里抓鱼，然后吃了它
(x) Caught A Butterfly 抓蝴蝶
(x) Cried So Hard You Laughed 哭着哭着笑了
(x) Cheated On A Test 考试作弊
( ) Slept Naked 裸睡
( ) French Braided Someones Hair 给人编法式小辫（这个具体法式是什么式我也不太清楚）
( ) Been Kicked Out Of Your House 被从自己家里赶出去
( ) Went Scuba-Diving / Snorkeling 潜水
(x) Had A Cavity 有过蛀牙
( ) Black-Mailed Someone 给人写敲诈（威胁）信
( ) Been Black Mailed 被人写敲诈(威胁)信
(x) Bitten Someone 咬过别人
( ) Licked Someone 舔过别人
(x)been shot at/or at gunpoint (paintballing counts) 
在玩paintball（就是那种户外模拟对战游戏，用带颜料的小球当子弹）时被击中
( ) Flattened someones tires 给某人的车胎放气儿
( ) Drove your car/truck until the gas ran out 开车开到彻底没油了
( ) Got five dollars or less worth of gas 加油只加5块钱或者少于5块钱的
(x) Been on TV 上过电视
( ) Been on the radio 上过广播

也许我是真的打算就这样留在那里也没关系了
我没雄心没野心没信心
我没耐性没魄力没追求

也许工作真的和感情一样很讲求缘分这个东西
可为什么我既没工作运又没感情运呢？
人家都说情场失意赌场得意
你好歹也得给我留一个啊~

这个月我到底在干吗？

先是赶十万八千里的路去某个偏僻的地方上了两个礼拜的上考辅导课
接着最后一天上课前老妈急性阑尾炎又转战到医院陪了一个礼拜的床
最后老妈出院那天去学校拍照找老章签字顺便校庆（校庆真冷清- -）

周围的人又在干吗？

某人留职有望看得我们一干求职人等牙痒痒
本子领证了不过是在意料之中在此表示祝贺
粒粒也要领证了震惊了严小白羡煞了严小白
某俩人去了常州找QQ泡温泉据说很囧很杯具

而在一切都即将暂告段落的时候
新浪以一条 韩庚向SM提出解约提起诉讼 的新闻震惊了我( ⊙ o ⊙ )
惊得我都说不出话来了……
只等某人自己出来说话

带上图片祝大家圣诞快乐
我们圣诞节来搞个聚会吧~
让严小白搞
我一搞总失败= =